Top Ten Reasons To
attend Sunday School

10.   Everybody loves doughnuts.
9.   Where else can you get free coffee?
8.   It sure beats yard work.
7.   For the free childcare!
6.   Sunday morning TV is the pits anyway.
5.   Your teacher needs someone to teach!
4.   All the TEE times are already taken
3.   Metal chairs are really comfortable.
2.   It would make the Pastor very happy
1.   Because God wants you to grow in faith and Sunday School is one of the best places to do just that!


The Top Ten Worst Excuses
for Missing Sunday School

10. I under slept.
9. I am allergic to doughnuts
8. The dog ate my Sunday School quarterly
7. I am allergic to people
6. I'm waiting until they study the Book of Leviticus
5. I have already achieved the pinnacle of spiritual growth
4. I was kidnapped by Iranian terrorists
3. I wanted to go visit my mother-in-law
2. I was abducted by aliens and medically examined
1. No one told me that Hell had frozen over!